Chris Immunity

headtowall:

patfarley:

Just a little back story, One of my best friends @AmIACricket is one of the most talented guys I know. He’s a music making machine to say the least. I’m guessing he was so pumped off The Wonder Years “The Greatest Generation” that he learned “Passing Through A Screen Door” on guitar. From there, it’s hard to say if he was just watching old Pro Wrestling PPVs or just Monday Night Raw, but I got this sent to me via text. There are two more songs I got in the same night. They will surely come soon.

 

The Commish - Passing Through A Cage Door.

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Ravishing Rick handing out his neckbreakers
While MVP is feuding with Matt Hardy and
I’m holding up urns while 40,000 strong are
Chanting Taker’s name, and waiting for a Tombstone

Mysterio is droppin’ the dime,
And Jericho is saulting some lions.

Well, there’s Perfect’s son.
Wrestling’s McGillicuty,
That name’s dumb.
But so is Randy Orton.
Someone’s born to thumb.
Samoan Spiking Cena
As he’s gushing blood,
I’m sad those days are gone.

The first thing that I do when I walk in,
Stomp on the ground and tune up that band and…

Superkick some fools,
Giving out chair shots (giving out chair shots)
Stunners and F5’s
And figure four leglocks (figure four leglocks)

And there’s A.J. Styles,
He was ripping up the indies
In ‘04 and ‘05
Real sad that Eddie died,
And the F.B.I.
Were practicing the freebird rule,
While Foley and Socko,
Gave cheering up McMahon a good try.

And all those months that they wasted trying
To push Jeff Hardy
They should’ve been spent trying to sign a
Guy like Kevin Steen…

Powerbomb some fools,
Dropping some elbows (Savage style elbows)
Sharpshooters Galore
And cutting some promos (cutting some promos)

and I know that you know Cena’s lame…
I know that you know Cena’s lame…

And I watched Paul Wight
Chokeslam mad guys, and 
Go from Giant to the Big Show
And I watched Lesnar’s
Shooting Star Press
How’d he not break his neck?
Seriously, what the heck!?

Vinny Mac.  X-Pac was Syxx!?
All the wrestlers that I grew up with
All moved on, all retired.
Left the ring and left me feeling barely inspired.
Oh, Vinny Mac.  Did you fuck up?

Sheamus is a tool,
So is Del Rio (So is Del Rio)
Bring back RVD,
Batista or Lashley,
At least push Chris Hero  

and I know that you know Cena’s lame…
I know that you know Cena’s lame…
I don’t care, I love wrestling.

This is awesome. I love Tom. 

This is absolute perfection. Thanks for posting this Pat!